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Hi! I'm Crystal! This blog, obviously, is to share the things I love, such as food, fat people, British people, heck, fat British people (Oh, Stephen Fry!), and other randomness such as clocks, gentlemen, science, llamas, octopuses, happiness, Sherlock, Supernatural, LOTR, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, knitting and crocheting, crafts, gifs, art, and music! I'm so hipster that I'm NOT hipster. Anyway... I hope my blog makes you fat and jolly, like me. ^_^ hit counter
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holyflyinggrayson:

avatarparallels:

Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels

[gif remake]

I NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

cracked:

You would have known exactly what those crafty dinosaurs were up to if you weren’t so busy picking red DOTS out of the box.
WARNING: Spoilers ahoy!
5 Brilliant Clues Hidden in the Background of Movies





#5. Jurassic Park: A Seat Belt Malfunction Reveals That the Dinosaurs Can Reproduce
[P]aleontologist Dr. Sam Neill discovers that the dinosaurs are breeding despite the fact that they were genetically engineered to all be female (specifically to prevent this). It is a development that, indeed, no one saw coming, for how in the name of science could a bunch of prehistoric lizards equipped with nothing but girl parts be expected to make babies?
However, if you were paying close attention, it’s a twist the movie gives away in the first 20 minutes.





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cracked:

You would have known exactly what those crafty dinosaurs were up to if you weren’t so busy picking red DOTS out of the box.

WARNING: Spoilers ahoy!

5 Brilliant Clues Hidden in the Background of Movies

#5. Jurassic Park: A Seat Belt Malfunction Reveals That the Dinosaurs Can Reproduce

[P]aleontologist Dr. Sam Neill discovers that the dinosaurs are breeding despite the fact that they were genetically engineered to all be female (specifically to prevent this). It is a development that, indeed, no one saw coming, for how in the name of science could a bunch of prehistoric lizards equipped with nothing but girl parts be expected to make babies?

However, if you were paying close attention, it’s a twist the movie gives away in the first 20 minutes.

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sherlockspeare:

John, what is your face, John.

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET

THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN

deduction-and-destruction:

doctormycroftwho:

I dunno but this kind of just made my day

The best thing about this is their eyes:

John’s eyes are warm and sunny.
Mycroft’s eyes are a bit dead, and rid of emotion.
Sherlock’s eyes are smirky, like he’s planning your humiliating demise.

Dad: Is that cake?
Me: Yes.
Dad: Why are you having cake for lunch?
Me: Because I graduated so I'm an adult now.
Dad: That's my girl.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

goddess-of-trickery:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.

I wonder what we look like to the outside world

Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.

and the sherlock and homestuck fandoms

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

thecakebar:

Charlotte Aux Fraises Tutorial {click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}